You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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