Dual....:-)
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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