On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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