Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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