watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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