it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Randomize
