Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
