So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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