either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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