Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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