How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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