We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Only a mothe r could love this liver
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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