Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
god, I love you
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She bit a glass in half.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
