I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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