needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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