So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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