It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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