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(651): View more from Minnesota

Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink

(952): View more from Minnesota

That text needs to switch to water.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Billy Mays died!

(1-303): View more from Colorado

I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?

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(661): View more from California

Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.

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(631): View more from New York

Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.

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(619): View more from California

She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...

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(408): View more from California

My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.

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