when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She even gives head with a lisp.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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