I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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