Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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