Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I will pee on everything he values.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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