in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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