Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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