You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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