So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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