theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
do nipples grow back?
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