I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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