your room smells of hookers.
And success
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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