i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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