Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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