How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize
