Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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