i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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