break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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