I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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