I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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