But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
