Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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