just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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