she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Even my vagina gasped.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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