he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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