He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Ladies don't puke and tell
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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