awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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