I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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