So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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