how can u be prego again
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
