My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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