And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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