he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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