he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
