return my video game
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Randomize
