At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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